Foie Gras! \m/

s0mmerspr0ssen: No, it makes me PHYSICALLY ANGRY, because the reboot Star Trek cast is flawless and...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:24:23 -0400

No, it makes me PHYSICALLY ANGRY, because the reboot Star Trek cast is flawless and their talent and chemistry and everything is wasted on bad scripts and sexism and how they are the least forwards science fiction ever. Gene wanted 50% female personnel on Star Trek and was refused and in the 21st fucking century where we could easily have 50%, it’s still so many fucking males. And neither do we get awesome race and gender discourse, not a single moment do we question the gender binary or really, any fucking binary there is, I AM SO MAD, Gene wanted to change the world and JJ has the perfect cast and so much money and he wastes it on lense flairs and Victoria Secret push-ups and casting get-me-all-the-crazy-fangirl-viewers-Cumberbatch for an iconic POC character, and I don’t even usually care that much about things like this, but Star Trek was a vision of the future, a better vision of humankind, and JJ and his shitty scriptwriters fucked it all up.

Every man has his price.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:14:30 -0400

Every man has his price.

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:56:32 -0400

creamshota: imagine if humans had a mating season

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:30:48 -0400

creamshota:

imagine if humans had a mating season

theketchupsong: i hate how bad my social anxiety is like i literally spend ten minutes trying to...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:26:00 -0400

theketchupsong:

i hate how bad my social anxiety is like i literally spend ten minutes trying to think of a reply to someone who says “hi” on the Internet like i fricken worry about what emoticons i use i suck at life how do you do the confidence thing

sweetfleet: nobleepingspaces: sweetfleet: i love all star trek AUs and when i say that i...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:20:50 -0400

sweetfleet:

nobleepingspaces:

sweetfleet:

i love all star trek AUs and when i say that i literally mean that you could give me an AU where the crew all work at Burger King together and i would probably find a way to get really emotional about it and cry

“Two small fries and a Whopper!” Kirk called out from the register, turning to face his crew. “I know we can make this the absolute best it can be, because we’re a team. And we stick together through thick and thin. We’ve overcome many obstacles and faced orders far harder than this one. And this customer will have it his way!” he shouted.

Spock snapped into action,turning to the frier that he manned with Uhura.

“You ready for a double order?” Uhura challenged, dumping some fries into the crackling oil.

Spock glanced over at her and raised one eyebrow. “It would be highly illogical to have chosen this line of employment if I could not handle a double order of small fries”, he shot back.

Bones expertly flipped a meat patty high into the air, smirking with satisfaction as it landed on the grill with a sizzle. “Got it covered, captain!”

Chekov frantically placed the burger on a bun and began piling on ingredients, murmuring to himself as he did so. “Ketchup, mustard, lettuce, onion, pickle, tomato…”

Soon, Sulu swept it all into a bag, rolling it up and tossing it to Kirk with a wink.

Kirk caught it expertly and turned to the customer who was standing at the register. “This has been an adventure of the Burger King Crew. Our mission? To bring delicious fast food to all who order here and to boldly go where no fast food restaurant has gone before.”

today is the best day of my life

confusedtree: Remember how Kangaroo Jack was relentlessly marketed as a family film about a talking...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:19:16 -0400

confusedtree:

Remember how Kangaroo Jack was relentlessly marketed as a family film about a talking kangaroo in a hoodie who does impressions in the trailers and commercials and was even nominated for an MTV Movie Award for best CGI character and his nominee clip reel included all those scenes specifically and then you finally got around to seeing Kangaroo Jack when it was on cable and it turned out to be a movie about two friends looking for a sweater and also Christopher Walken wants to kill them and the kangaroo was actually barely in the movie? Actually here’s a better question do you fucking remember Kangaroo Jack

bleakparadise: rare, personal list of kim and kanye’s possible...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:09:19 -0400

bleakparadise:

rare, personal list of kim and kanye’s possible baby’s name

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:08:00 -0400

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:06:04 -0400

gerroll: college should be $25 I still can’t afford that

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:02:03 -0400

gerroll:

college should be $25

I still can’t afford that

heathyr: I AM STILL LAUGHING

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:59:38 -0400

heathyr:

I AM STILL LAUGHING

max-galactica: addictedtopunsandpizza: foodtrucker: i don’t want a boyfriend i just want multiple...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:58:06 -0400

max-galactica:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

foodtrucker:

i don’t want a boyfriend i just want multiple attractive boys to constantly give me attention

Break an expensive vase

kiss kiss fall in love

Save your girlfriend voice for when you’re alone.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:56:38 -0400

Save your girlfriend voice for when you’re alone.

inabasket: Wow, the new Monsters Inc movie looks brutal.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:54:00 -0400

inabasket:

Wow, the new Monsters Inc movie looks brutal.

tijy: tijy: i just farted and everyone in the house started screaming with joy they were...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:53:30 -0400

tijy:

tijy:

i just farted and everyone in the house started screaming with joy

they were screaming at hockey

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:51:26 -0400

i dont even have a desktop computer but I want that keyboard

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:49:29 -0400

i dont even have a desktop computer but I want that keyboard

thegameisalife: Teclado de Portal visto aquí . Nos lo envía...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:48:50 -0400

thegameisalife:

Teclado de Portal visto aquí . Nos lo envía @DanielRoz0

this is still my favorite picture from prom

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:36:24 -0400

this is still my favorite picture from prom