HAHAHAHAHA.
“By 1990 it was so popular it was granted a license.”
The Pirate’s Dilemma by Matt Mason
“We are going to talk about such things as homosexuality as an alternative lifestyle.”
Jesus Acted Up: A Gay and Lesbian Manifesto by Robert Goss
YES
‘I almost overdosed, the buzz was that strong.’
Stuart: A Life Backwards
oh.
“Altogether it was a very slow business following the track, even guided by Gandalf, who seemed to know his way about pretty well.”
The Hobbit
I’m liking that second part. ;D Ooh, Gandalf, bby.
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