SOMEONE COME EAT PIZZA WITH ME SO I DONT FEEL LIKE A TOTAL LOSER
i decided i didn’t want to sit in my bedroom by myself eating pizza
so i am now sitting in my living room by myself eating pizza
its slightly better, right?
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Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
HOT AS FUCK
(Source: styleswhore, via kaileighmarie)
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tijy:
“3 words will make me fall for you.. say them”
sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš
someone should try to actually pronounce this and make it an audio post
please
HEOBGFHEBNHWFGO WHAT IS AIR
i regret this post so much
No but the best part is that Google Translate detects it as Vietnamese.
(via superboyisinvisible)
Like, if I were to pretend as a joke that I don’t understand why Macklemore was hailed as the first or most prominent artist to speak out against homophobia the same goddamn year Frank Ocean comes out, Jay-Z releases a statement of support for it and Angel Haze continues speaking about her experiences within the spectrums of gender and sexuality on her mixtapes (to name just a few notable moves in 2012), the punchline would of course be that I absolutely understand why that’s the case and am pretending to not know for the sake of the joke
Do you want to take a stab at how that joke would end
I exfoliate daily using a custom Microsoft® facial mask made from Mountain Dew® extracts and Doritos® particles
My meals consist of the Microsoft® Balanced Nutritional Diet:
- For breakfast, Doritos® cereal with Mountain Dew® milk
- For lunch, a Doritos® salad with Mountain Dew® dressing
- And for dinner, Mountain Dew® soup with Doritos® croutons
My Xbox Wife and I regularly pray to the shrine of Paul Allen we keep in our Microsoft® Basement, fully equipped with emergency rations of Mountain Dew® and Doritos®
we have never eaten an Apple a day in our lives
(via tijy)
