(Source: kimchiyon, via josephasfoury)
ALSO I WON A CORDLESS SCREWDRIVER and by that I mean I won something completely different and Zach won a cordless screwdriver and we traded because Zach is perfect but the bottom line is I NOW OWN A CORDLESS SCREWDRIVER
So I got this cool airbrush tattoo at Project Grad wooooo
why talk about gender roles when there are dinner rolls
(via jksimmons)
he wouldn’t quit horsing around.
it’s hard to keep a stable job in this economy
no use eq-whining about it
That’s how you know when you’ve pasture prime.
Hay, can you guys just give the puns a rest?
neigh
Guys can we PLEASE saddle down over here?
guys, these jokes are getting a bit old
i think you’re just beating a dead horse here
(via ohhitherestranger)
has anyone made the joke “avatar: the last cisgender”
im pretty sure somebody has at least once i think i remember laughing at it
(via jksimmons)
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Yup I gone and graduated. Now partying with the family at Outback Steakhouse without a wait scooooore
hmm wait I’m not sure is this alcoholi—ALCOHOL IS IN IT
(via catbachelor)
High school graduate!! Wooo