SOMEONE COME EAT PIZZA WITH ME SO I DONT FEEL LIKE A TOTAL LOSER
i decided i didn’t want to sit in my bedroom by myself eating pizza
so i am now sitting in my living room by myself eating pizza
its slightly better, right?
(Source: drunkchan, via tijy)
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
HOT AS FUCK
(Source: styleswhore, via kaileighmarie)
“3 words will make me fall for you.. say them”
sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš
someone should try to actually pronounce this and make it an audio post
or you can listen to it on google translate
HEOBGFHEBNHWFGO WHAT IS AIR
i regret this post so much
No but the best part is that Google Translate detects it as Vietnamese.
Like, if I were to pretend as a joke that I don’t understand why Macklemore was hailed as the first or most prominent artist to speak out against homophobia the same goddamn year Frank Ocean comes out, Jay-Z releases a statement of support for it and Angel Haze continues speaking about her experiences within the spectrums of gender and sexuality on her mixtapes (to name just a few notable moves in 2012), the punchline would of course be that I absolutely understand why that’s the case and am pretending to not know for the sake of the joke
Do you want to take a stab at how that joke would end
I exfoliate daily using a custom Microsoft® facial mask made from Mountain Dew® extracts and Doritos® particles
My meals consist of the Microsoft® Balanced Nutritional Diet:
- For breakfast, Doritos® cereal with Mountain Dew® milk
- For lunch, a Doritos® salad with Mountain Dew® dressing
- And for dinner, Mountain Dew® soup with Doritos® croutons
My Xbox Wife and I regularly pray to the shrine of Paul Allen we keep in our Microsoft® Basement, fully equipped with emergency rations of Mountain Dew® and Doritos®
we have never eaten an Apple a day in our lives