- Madie: he has an UGLY SMIRK on his face!!
- Anthony: that's my FACE fuck you!!
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World is such a fucking good movie god it’s just so likable okay
i just spit my gum out into a business card some stranger shoved into my hands today and i really dont feel toooo bad i mean at least i got some use out of it
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natibus - seize the ass
do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence
We’re in Anthony’s house!! Where he skypes and does videos and this is so surreal ahhh! !
- Paige: Look, an RV!!
- Anthony: They dont have those in Florida??
AHHHHH WE JUST LANDED WE ARE IN LA WE ARE SEEING ANTHONY IN LIKE TEN MINUTES WHAT IS LIFE??
welllll paige is taking a nap Im gonna shower soon then wake her up and we’re gonna be at the airport with Madie in less than two hours !!!!
WE’RE SEEING ANTHONY IN LIKE EIGHT HOURS WHAT THE FUCK
Darth Junior and Obi-Wan fly through an awesome space battle to rescue Palpatine from Christopher Lee and General Emphysema. They find Palpatine, but Christopher Lee attacks and wounds Obi-Wan, leaving Darth Junior to fight him alone. Darth Junior beats him, and then at Palpatine’s urging cuts his head off. Because he’s going to be Darth Vader, sooner rather than later. They crash land on Coruscant, and he makes out with Senator Queen some more. Turns out she’s pregnant. Darth Junior is now Palpatine’s guy on the Jedi Council, which pisses Samuel L. Jackson off. Obi-Wan goes off look for General Emphysema and Yoda goes to Kashyyyk, homeworld of the Wookiees, where he hangs out with Chewbacca. Darth Junior has another bad dream, this time of Senator Queen dying, so he starts trying to find a way to save her life.
He goes to see Palpatine at the opera, and the old dude goes on and on about a mythical Sith trick that can grant people immortality. Obi-Wan fights and kills General Emphysema. Darth Junior learns that Palpatine is Darth Maul and Christopher Lee’s boss! He’s the bad guy! But you already knew that. He tells Samuel L. Jackson, who goes to arrest him. Darth Junior and Senator Queen stare at the city for a while, and Darth Junior’s all upset because if Samuel L. Jackson kills Palpatine he’ll take the secret for saving Senator Queen with him. Samuel L. Jackson has got Palpatine begging for his life (or “begging for his life” depending on who you ask), but then Darth Junior cuts off his hand and Palpatine kills him. Palpatine makes Darth Junior his new apprentice, gets the clones to kill all the Jedi (which is heartbreaking) and sends him to murder all the young Jedi. Yoda and Obi-Wan escape with the help of sexy, sexy Jimmy Smits. Palpatine makes himself emperor and the senate’s happy, but Senator Queen isn’t. Yoda and Obi-Wan arrive on Coruscant, and Obi-Wan tells Senator Queen that Darth Junior is evil. She goes to Volcano World, where he’s just killed the last bad guys, and they get all angsty before Darth Junior chokes when Obi-Wan shows up.
He and Darth Junior fight, while Yoda and the Emperor fight, and it’s all awesome, but then Obi-Wan cuts Darth Junior up real bad and flees. Senator Queen dies giving childbirth. Jimmy Smits takes Leia, Obi-Wan takes Luke, and the Emperor finds Darth Junior on Volcano World and turns him into Actual Darth. Because he was trying to save Senator Queen, he killed her! Dramatic Irony!
i don’t even sleep anymore i just take random naps through out the day
how could anyone get mad at me for liking girls have you SEEN girls they are ATTRACTIVE
woops paige and i snuck out to Dennys at 2am hahaha