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February 2012

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jpierrepontcriss:

you know how people say “shoot for the moon, even if you miss you’ll land among the stars”?

actually, besides the sun, the closest star is over 4 light-years away

so if you miss, you’ll just be floating through the dark void of space for the rest of eternity
until you are dead, just like your dreams

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“You choose what to think about. And you may not feel that way every day, but the truth is, that you choose what you think about. It’s one of the few things that you can choose and it is—it’s kind of the definition, I think, of being a person. It’s that you have this weird gift of consciousness and you get to choose how you direct that gift. Like, how you direct your ability to think about things. So, if you choose to think about the relative health of the romantic relationships of The Situation, you’re making that choice. MTV is not making that choice for you, The Situation is not making that choice for you, you are making that choice. If you choose to think about astrophysics, you are making that choice. Every second of your definitionally temporary consciousness, you are choosing how you spend something that will not last forever. You are choosing how you spend your life, and it will be spent. And that’s a very serious thing that you have to try to take pretty seriously, even though, of course, much of our lives—because consciousness is kind of a burden—needs to be spent turning that off, which is, you know, why God made television. But we have this responsibility to ourselves, to each other, but also to the people who came before us and the people who will come after us, to think consciously about what we’re thinking about. And that was, in some ways the beginning of The Fault in Our Stars for me, was trying to think about, what I should be thinking about. Trying to think how I should be orienting my life, what should I value, what should I prioritize. And I grew up—and so did most of you—I think, in a world that values a very specific kind of heroism. The kind where you jump on a grenade to save your buddy, or you die heroically because your family says that you can’t marry the girl you want to marry, and you’re fourteen and somehow you think that’s a deal breaker?—which is the plot of Romeo and Juliet, I ruined it for some of you, sorry; I should have prefaced that with a spoiler alert, but if you haven’t read Romeo and Juliet, that’s your fault—or in another of our great epics of heroism, The Odyssey—which I’m also about to spoil for you, but it’s a good reading experience, regardless. There’s this dude, his name’s Odysseus, he does some good warring, top-notch warring, and it takes him a long time to get home, because a bunch of stuff happens, and then he finally gets home and his wife has a bunch of suitors, and the correct response to that situation is to be like, ‘Hey! I was gone for a long time, and there’s no text messaging, you didn’t know I was okay, like of course there’s a bunch of suitors living here, that’s cool, but suitors it’s time to head on out and, you know, find someone else’s house to occupy.’ And instead, what happens is that the palace floors course with blood, and that is your happily-ever-after ending. And Augustus Waters in this novel really buys into that idea of heroism, that idea that the best lives are lived on the biggest possible stage, and that the best lives are lived with an eye toward the grand heroic gesture, whether it be sacrificial or otherwise. That, like, the good life, by definition, is the big life. Well, I’m here to tell you that even the biggest lives are temporary, including the life of Odysseus, including the life of Romeo and Juliet, because, you know, we’re temporary. And if that’s the only way that we orient our lives, if that’s the only thing that we value, we’re doing ourselves, I think, a great disservice. So, I wanted to write The Fault in Our Stars because I wanted to write a story that was about the kind of small heroism that almost all of us are going to have to choose; very few of us will have the opportunity to jump on a grenade and save many, many people. The vast majority of us will have to find tiny ways to take care of ourselves and each other in the best ways that we can figure out how to do. And that’s really what The Fault in Our Stars is about, ultimately. It’s about these two kids and their parents trying to figure out how to take good care of each other and trying to figure out how to leave the best possible world for those who will come after, and also live a life that honors those who have come before.” —John Green, on The Fault in Our Stars at the Tour de Nerdfighting Event in Austin, Texas (21 January 2012)
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January 2012

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#god youre gorgeous
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“Sucking five times” —Paige (via sharkjaw)
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“give me the stuff, Anthony” —Paige
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Anthony is in love with the sound of his own voice
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Ass n' Titties Anthony D'Angelo (sharkjaw.tumblr.com)

sharkjaw:

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#Anthony is perfect
“ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass” —Anthony
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#doing this again
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So this thing happened today where Paige and I concluded that she needs to be listed in the program as our official Gopher

Because that’s what she’s best at.

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#I love you Paige #you bring me food
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So Anthony is playing his ukulele along to Alex Day’s video for The Doctor Is Dying and it actually sounds really awesome and ahh this is great background noise

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Paige is typing, I’m applying for Financial Aid, and Anthony is playing with his ukelele

WE’RE EXCITING OKAY

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#the best Skype call yup
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What if

czolgoszquietman:

I decided to do a production of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead.

What if I got a bunch of people together and held auditions and we rented the Willow Theatre for a few nights

And we did that show?

Obviously it wouldn’t be any time soon. 

But like.

Maybe a few summers from now

We could make that happen.

Catt I know how you love this show, You could be director, Or maybe codirector because my ego is huge, 

God, Paige.

But yes.

I’m totally in.

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Paige just sent me this with no other explanation
  • Paige: But catt
  • Paige: But Catt
  • Paige: What
  • Paige: if.
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#I dont understand #czolgoszquietman
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#oh gosh oh gosh #perfect
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#awwww
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