Foie Gras! \m/

pseudofailure:

helenhunt:

saymorsmordre:

RUSSIAN ROULETTE IS NOT THE SAME WITHOUT A GUN

http://www.darcomic.org/2008/12/23/roulettea/

pseudofailure:

fuckyeahmath:

Thoughts&Ramblings: I never enjoyed math when I was younger…

1 x8+1= 9
12 x8+2= 98
123 x8+3= 987
1234 x8+4= 9876
12345 x8+5= 98765
123456 x8+6= 987654
1234567 x8+7= 9876543
12345678 x8+8= 98765432
123456789 x8+9= 987654321

1 x9+ 2 =11
12 x9+ 3 =111
123 x9+ 4 =1111
1234 x9+ 5 =11111
12345 x9+ 6 =111111
123456 x9+ 7 =1111111
1234567 x9+ 8 =11111111
12345678…

Mind blown. How come I never knew of this before!?

Honestly, like, what’s the point of them? I liked it soooo much better back when I had the emotional capacity of a rock.

Life was easier, less painful.

Yeah. I should be sleeping, like a normal person. But really, since when do I do that?

Butnoseriously, I’m actually doing stuff early-ish tomorrow-err, today- even though I shouldn’t be since I’m grounded. But yeah, I was supposed to get all well-rested and whatnot…but then I was all, “NEW COMPUTER, MUST RE-DOWNLOAD EVERYTHING TONIGHT” And then that led to, “I want more of a social life! -sneaks over to friend’s house for a couple hours-” Then it was all, “-nerd with Marcus-” Then it was 4 am so I figured I wouldn’t be sleeping, “ME AND MY DICK!”

By the way, did you guys notice that Sirius and Lupin are played by the same guys as The Old Snatch and Flopsy? Those two are totally BFFs. Srsly. Gotta love ‘em.

Yeah, so I’m gonna go drown in Dr. Pepper in an attempt to stay up for the rest of the day and then watch Act 2.

I HOPE YOU ALL ARE SLEEPING WELL. <3

How come I always forget how to set my “Home” pages every time I have to re-install Firefox for one reason or another? It’s frustrating, because I always spend like, twenty minutes trying to figure it out and then when I FINALLY get it, I’m just all, “HOW DID I FORGET THAT?”

In other news, I finally have a laptop. Well….it’s a netbook. Which is basically a laptop, only miniature. It’s like a baby laptop. It’s adorable. Now let’s just hope it actually works! But yeah, since I have a new laptop due to my last one refusing to ever turn on again, I officially have basically no music. Once I figure out how to get my ipod, I can hopefully get most of my music on here. But for now…I have merely these 11 songs from a CD I conveniently saved onto my flash drive right before receiving this netbook…
Oh yeah, the netbook doesn’t have a CD Drive, so yeah. It’s only downfall so far.

timesthree:

hanschen:

Practicing…

Next few months, I shall become the poster girl of demanding teenagers.

Hey el padre, wait around with me at the DMV for hours on a weekday because we can’t get an appointment.

Hey ma, will you buy me various types of alcohol as long as I promise not to drink it, but just to make you drinks? It’s that or I’ll go blow a couple hundred dollars on bartending school next summer.
(FYI, I’ve decided to start honing my skills to do shit like be a waitress and a barback and to bus tables and shit. Let’s see if I can’t get a part-time job when I’m college. Because it’s come to my full realization that theatre majors aren’t made of money these days. Or any days, generally.)
(Other prospective theatre majors who read my Tumblr, if I were you, I’d start thinking about doing the same.)

Hey family, I know lately I’ve been making plans around FSU, but you won’t mind if I ditch Florida forever if I somehow get accepted into Tisch, right? Right.

And can I have a laptop?

While we’re at it, a car?

EDIT! Silly teenager! I don’t need a car if I go to New York City!

Seriously, Rebecca, I love you.

My liiiife. Rebecca. you’re my favorite person. Ever.

paigenicole2564:

erinjoham:

paigenicole2564:

voldemortoutbitches:

homemadedarkmark:

threepwillow:

quimvaa-malfoy:

-dracomalfoy:

ivannahumpalot:

revealyoursecrets:

(via -hewastheirfriend)

Oh man- that would be incredible.

 hey Eras, can you make this happen?

YESPLZ

Did you get my text?

If this is aimed at me, no ma’am

Well, you didn’t text me back.

<3 I jizzed. And OMG Joe Walker. Cx

Yeah, it sucks.

A lot.

mypatronusisyou:

cunnilinguscunt:

n-moustache:

pensieve-:

digitalboner:

(via chenzoo)