I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care
i’m making an okcupid because im bored and ive heard its amusing and i know just the profile picture to use perf
3ridan: do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were...
methleesi: will graham finally quits the fbi “this is my resign”
homleschapel: summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
drunktrophywife: if you don’t think i’m cute that’s your problem not mine
Will Internet-fueled anticipation kill our... →
thechosenjuan: I think this is actually a pretty interesting read on the basis of, “Dang this is exactly how I feel about this because pretty much every human being is just building up the hype repeatedly and Netflix/Mitch Hurwaitz haven’t helped much either. Plus, The Phantom Menace.”
so basically the fan in this room makes this really obnoxious noise that i dont notice until i try to go to sleep but the fan feels so nice when its on so i dont wanna turn it off this is such a dilemma ahhhhhh
I’M TRYING TO WATCH THE OFFICE AND THESE SEASONS ARE JUST SO INCONSISTENT IT’S FRUSTRATING the first season was like 7 episodes then the second and third were like 22 and then season four was 14 like what is this i cant handle such an inconsistent thing ahhhh
ride-the-pintail: blinkstolemyheart: opticnerves: gasptambourines: gay-men: Absolut Vodka release a limited edition label free bottle to celebrate diversity and challenge Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender prejudice. socially conscious vodka? SIGN. ME. THE FUCK. UP. this is fucking great too bad absolute taste horrible
shikajika: ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender
I want to go and get Moe’s but I dont want to go and get Moe’s alone and I dunno who to ask or how to ask them do you see my problem
hateruess: yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice cream.